Bryan Baxter ( Captain Retard Rawk )
Upcoming show recommendations
* The Conservatory highly recommends every show that it books and has nothing to do w/ these retards, this is simply their own personal retarded opinions which will hopefully, in the end, help people who are more retarded than them, get to see some amazing shows.

Sunday December 21st 8:00
Traindodge
The Stella Link (kansas city/ex-season to risk)
Skies Fallen

haven't written anything yet but go see it anyway.

Friday January 2nd 8:30
SwitchHitter (ex-Distorted Pony)
Gravity Propulsion System
Escape Grace (City Of Hell Records)

Whatever, here I am recommending a show my band is playing again, I can't help it if we always play w/ awesome bands. Did you used to listen to Big Black? Distorted Pony? Mission of Burma? How about Rapeman? If you haven't heard, or liked any of these bands, PLEASE STAY HOME. SwithHitter brings me back to all these bands for some reason, only w/ a new twist.
• Here's what the folks at Splendid e-zine had to say about SWITCHhITTER
• Hear "Oklahoma!" from the SWITCHhITTER album Academy.

Then there's us. I refuse to write about my own band. Go to our website if you're that curious. I've never seen Escape Grace before, but I really liked what I heard at their site. Show up or stay home, Either way this show will rock with, or without you. FUCK U2.